I was reading in a magazine the other day and saw a page that had a sample of what a toddler's facebook page would look like. I don't want to make my toddler a facebook page but I thought it would be interesting to think about what it would say.
Screen name: BusyYetCheerful
Age: 2
Hometown: San Antonio
Seeking: Co-ed group of friends
Interests: Babies, trains, little people, doll houses, water, swimming, swings, dancing, BOOKS, music
Education: ABC Club Graduate, MDO
Languages: Understands spoken English, speaks English in small sentences. Expressive and receptive fragments of ASL
Favorite Spot: Blue chairs in front of Little Einsteins or Caillou, Mommy's lap with a book
Food: Peanut butter, goldfish, blueberries, avocado
Drinks: Milk, water and a juice if I can get my hands on one.
Sleep Habits: Believes in 10 1/2 hour nights with a slow to rise after waking. This may or may not involve animal arrangement. Also prefers 1 1/2 to 2 hour recharge during the day.
Dislikes: Other babies taking too much of Mommy, getting nails clipped, getting hair combed, some breads
Favorite Books: Berenstain Bears, Click Clack MOO: Cows that Type, Spot
Favorite Shows: Little Einsteins, Caillou, Curious George, Sesame Street, Cat in Hat
General Habits: Socks all day and night
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